Sunday, July 06, 2008

DISCLAIMER:
I DON'T PUT THESE PICTURES WITH INTENTION TO LOOK DOWN ON THEIR ENGLISH. but rather, i found it amusing & extremely funny how each wrong word used & wrong usage of sentence structure can cause a huge difference in the overall meaning of the sentence. hee3x.

Basically, i received an email regarding BEIJING READY FOR OLYMPICS.
Lets face it. They are monolingual country & barely speak english.
With the Olympics coming, their government is doing their best to
train the citizens on using English to communicate with the visitors
that will be flocking to China.
Of cos, they can't be english-perfect within a short period of time.
But then again, i wish they are aware of the following signs they had put up!
Cos its so funny! haha!

Well, first of all, 'WELCOME FOR COMING' everyone!! HAHAHA...




mole? haha.


Is it the Ladies? or Men? LMAO.


FUCK MAN ROAD? hurhur.


I know it is trying to tell us to use the toilet paper accordingly, but if you put the letter 'd' on the word 'use', it'll be like 'Please treasure the USED one'..ewww..haha..


i was thinking, this is like a case of, they draw the bin, they wanna put the word 'toilet bin' but they cant figure out the word 'bin'...so they put 'toilet bowl' instead but its either they forgot how to spell the word 'bowl' or create the mistake while making the sign..but fact is..there's no such thing as 'Toilet Bowel'. hahaha!


haha! even dying is forbidden. Speaking of THE FORBIDDEN CITY? LOL!


I have no idea whats their motive of this sign. haha.


WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH OUR PRIVATE??! LMAO!!


Other than the wrong vocab, this sign is damn sarcastic lah. Its like..
Here you go...SPECIALLY FOR DEFORMED. LOL!


You mean you got stolen? Not your belongings aye? ROFL!


I know there's this village in China where you have to really walk thru the edges of the high rocky mountain & edgy cliffs that will really scared you out of your wits.
but HARD TIMES sounds so sadistic. HAHA.



How can i not laugh hard when i read this?? Its like saying..
"You can slip, but slip carefully.."
"If you wanna fall..thats it..take care..bye bye" PUAHAHAHA!
goodness i find this so hilarious. haha.

had fun laughing?
hope u do!
let see what else i can put next time hahaha....

Posted by =Im-tOxI-kaTe-d= at 7/06/2008 06:22:00 AM